Rob made lasagna roses yesterday so I wrote this:
Lasagna roses are so sweet
But you know what would be a treat?
If you made your cart some armor
So her enemies couldn’t harm her.
You’ve been cooking lots of food
Some was bad and most was good
But I’m still just filled with woe
Because cat armor you refuse to sew.
Lasagna is chock full of cheese
But what will protect cat’s knees?
Or her ears on top of her head
Without armor, she could be dead!
So don’t just follow all the cattle
Get your kitty ready for battle.
If you try, you cannot fail
To knit some metal into chain mail.
So please, oh please, Corinne and Rob
I know it’s not for me to tell you your job
I keep on rhyming, don’t leave me hanging
Make cat armor while you’re ThreadBanging!