On today’s video, DIY Painted Rock Art, I left this poem:
A rock is cute, when painted red
But not so cute thrown at your head
If thrown at a cat, it will not harm her
If she’s wearing kitty armor!
Armor is as pretty as it’s shiny
And your cat’s as cute as she is tiny
Rocks smacked into you can make you dead
So protect that kitty from tail to head
Back in the 70s, you could get
A rock that was marketed as your pet
But you have a pet already, so fine
In a beautiful, smart feline
So gather scissors, leather and thread
Or you could use chain mail instead
A teeny sword, your cat could wield
Or perhaps carry a little shield
What is kitty armor for,
If your cat doesn’t go to war?
Well, she could wear it out one day
To a convention, as cosplay
I’ve asked many, many times
By writing many, many rhymes
By Corinne the crafty, and Rob cool dude
In your comments on the YouTube.
Cat armor! It’s easy to make
And something that your viewers could take
Home to put upon their cats
And start some battles with dogs or rats
Thanks so much for hearing my plea
I hope someday you will indulge me
By putting cat armor to the test
Even if it isn’t all over Pinterest.