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naturals_not_in_it
08-19-2007, 11:07 AM
Just a rant, no reason really.Just feel like ranting.

Firstly, I cant finda bleach pen, itsgetting to me. Searched two local supermarkets and neither had any, I'm going into town tomorrow so I shall search more thouroughly. Damn ye Australia, and you lack of things that America seems to have.

And I've decided to get out more. Only contact I had today was a survey via phone from some test thing I did at school six months ago, they wanted to see how i'd changed. I was actually really excited, and that was sadly the highlight of my day. Guy was nice though. Asking me what i was going to do with my future. I swear, every answer i had in that survey was "i'm not really sure". I named the guy Greg, as he sounded like a Greg and... actually he gave me his name... sheesh what was it. It started with an 'S' and now its going to bug me all night.

Actually cometo think of it I name a lot of people, my friend Syd and i do it a lot.
Greg:Telephone guy
Pirate Hottie: My friend named him actually. He's this guy who works at the local Subway and has long black hair. Every year theres a huge thing called the street party down the mainstreet of a nearby city/town, he was dressed as a pirate, hence pirate hottie.
Tank Girl: Girl I've seen twice in sydney, the looked like the comic character tankgirl, she was sipping away at starbucks.
Dreadlock Hottie: (hottie is an often used suffix) Guy from a metal band Beyond Terror Beyond Grace that dedicated a song to Syd at a concert when we were trying to stroke his leg, God it was hilarious. He later flirted with Syd after the show and told us the dread were a new thing.
The punk-rock-Pants Hottie: Random guy on myspace i've been meaning to add but never gotten around to. Aptly named as we have the same dogpile leopard skinnys (these pants are also called The Pants, Syd has her own The Pants, a pair of red and black striped skinnys)
Micropenis: Is penis a post-friendly word? any way. Syd's ex-boyfriend who dumped her via phone because she would't smurf him. Gah, such a jerk.
Philthy: I dont know him, he called Syd a "ho" (funny considering he comes from mid-surburbia and not the ghetto) at a concert once, his name is Phil, hence the witty naming. Known for his greasy hair and being a metalhead.
The P-seudo Goth Girl: Camera girl who came to our school to film an ad, trick is to pronounce the P in pseudo.

There'sa tone of other but this is huge enough as it is. Funnything is loing after we learn the real names of these people we still call themthere nick names. Pirate Hottie for example, he had a really un pirate-y name: Denice.

Anyway... Threadbanger which is the actual topic.

I'm getting worried about it. I can't keep up with it anymore, i come online and its like BANG! theres another 30 posts in eack forum section and it's impossible. It's a little like when you discover an underground band no-ones ever heard of, then three months later they have a chart topping single and you dont get as many indie-points anymore.

But I still love Threadbanger, because threadbanger fans have much better DIY advice, and are much for friendly than other types of fans.

So, in conclustion, I apologise for this... I can't call it a rant because i'm not angryily ranting about something... anyway.

I've got a huge art assignment I haven't started thats worth 25% of my grade I havent done, so I really need to get of threadbanger so i can find inspiration for new and creative ways to procrastinate.

And thus I leave you with The Follow - She's Dead Wrapped in Fashion. An awesome band that is already on its way to number one (They were on Video Hits the other night, thus the skanks will soon take them over). I'm resolvedto love them no matter how popular they become, because they're smurfin' awesome.

Note: The lead singer Azaria licked Syd's face. I'm practically famous by association.

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8246571&a=0#addcomment

Smurf me I love that vid.

Coffee
08-19-2007, 11:46 AM
Sometimes I worry about being able to keep up.

If it's something you're worried about, it's something you're worried about, but it's not a contest. We're all here to show off the things we make and do, but we shouldn't be making things just to show off.


Also: the singer of the The Follow REALLY wants to be Iggy Pop.

But he ain't.