Joke of the day

[Glitterimage2]

So today i went on my I-google acount today and looked at the joke of the day here it is-

Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
President Bush thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy

I thought everyone could use a little laugh

[The Angry Hippie]

what kind of fabric is mario's overalls made of???
denim, denim, denim (say it outloud quickly)


if anyone gets that it'll be a miracle

[Miss_Gagarin]

what kind of fabric is mario's overalls made of???
denim, denim, denim (say it outloud quickly)


if anyone gets that it'll be a miracle

sounds like picking the coins in the original NES game to me

[JSedai's Hubby]

I thought it was the music from the dungeon levels...

[The Angry Hippie]

I thought it was the music from the dungeon levels...
and u would be correct :D

[JSedai's Hubby]

Woohoo!! I get geek points! How many? Gimme gimme.

[IIIGregorIII]

OH I GOTS A GOOOD ONE

American army thing: Umm canada ship, you need to move you position 5 clicks south or we are gonna collide.

Canada: why don't you move eh?

American: Please sir move your vesicle 5 clicks south, you are in American territory

Canada: No we were here first eh?

American: Sir we are on a mission, Please move!

Canada: Oh yeah well, we are a light house, your call eh?

I didn't member it perfectly but you get the idea. :D

[Glitterimage2]

ha it's good i got it

[IIIGregorIII]

yep yep

[bones]

What did the blonde say to her dad?
Look daddy donut seeds!

What do you call four blondes in four cars at a four way stop?
An eternity.

On her way to school a girl sees a snail. She goes to crush it, but the snail says "If you spare my life I'll grant your wish." So the girl spares the snail and tells the snail "I wish that my next 1000 wishes would come true." She got a smile on her face and the snail said "DONE". So she wishes for cool clothes and material junk, but when she gets to school she finds out she has a test she didn't study for feeling bummed out and without thinking she says "I wish I were dead!" I'll leave the rest to you. :)

What do you call a drunken sailor in a bar?
A cab. HAHAHAHAHA I had to do that. It's so stupid that it's funny.