Story time!

[Plasma]

I'm not sure if you have all played this game...
Basically one person makes a sentence, and others add onto the story by making there own sentences (that are at least vaguely connected to the story).
EX.
Plasma: One day, Jim walked down the street.
Pinoyblaze: Jim ran into a wall
DBXP: The wall crumbled because of jims massive force
ladyjanewriter: Jim then decided to become a super hero.


And so on and so forth *sorry I didn't use others in the explanation, those were the first that came to my mind*

Anyway, I shall start.






Yesterday, I decided to go to the supermarket.



*enjoy!*

[MamaSasss]

On the way there I encountered a radioactive monkey.

[saintlike_ontheoutside]

he spit his radioactve juice in my face

[Plasma]

The radioactive juice burned off my face, but in return, replaced it with a sweet mask!

[pinoyblaze]

In a rage I yelled out to the world, "El killiantay!!!!" (I don't know what to say ^_^)

[Jelfish]

It was then that I decided to become a masked superhero.

[saintlike_ontheoutside]

i found that the radioactive juice gave me the power to kill people with my hideous face

[ladyjanewriter]

Just like Tyra Banks!!! Muahahaaa!

[sewittogether]

gahh! But then she was in the gym ( watching others work out ) and heard you saying it. So you flew off to our planet of Diy-ite. And met me , mamasass , pinoy , and all the friendly threadheads ( who are sharing the luv ;)
who had the powers not to die by your face ;)

[Plasma]

Suddenly, there came a yelp from the suggestions forum!

[Plasma]

It was mammasass, yelping for her life!

(sorry I had to add another)

[DBXP]

We answered the reply to find mammasass in trouble with the evil master mind!

UN-SAFTY PIN *gasps*

[Jelfish]

Tied down to large tarp, Mamasasss screamed as she inched closer and closer to the foot of a giant sewing machine!

[Plasma]

But out of no where, ladyjane swooped in and broke turned off the power.

Yet she was pulled in to turning it back on, remembering that this kind of response to her "Owie ow ouch!" thread would be amazing!

[DBXP]

Soon! DBXP and Coffee swooped in as well and used their mohawks of power to take down Un-Safty pin in one swift, headbanger blow!

And all seemed well...too well...

[Jelfish]

"You traitor!!" Mamasasss screamed.

Ladyjane turned with a cheeky grin. "You're useful as a friend, but even more useful... AS A FORUM TOPIC! BWAHHAHAHAHA!"

[DBXP]

Mamasass then got pulled into the internets!

DBXP, Coffee the Mohawked Unicorn, and Super Plasma all tried to save her but to no avail...

[sewittogether]

Meanwhile , sewittogether was still trying to park the invisible thread mobile outside the parking lot.
"5 dollars!! ? For vallet parking? you got to be nuts."
but the internet exploded , and DBXP, Coffee the Mohawked Unicorn, Super Plasma , and mamasass all landed in the invisible thread mobile. Coffee dropped 5 dollars and the ground. The parking man quickly took it.
" Well at least now we can park" Said sewittogether.

[Jelfish]

(wait. isn't this in first person?)

Finally, I decided to stop standing there and staring! This town isn't big enough for 4 superheros. I grabbed at my mask and started to lift.

[DBXP]

NOOOOO! And Jel revealed his face and it turns out...

HE'S CHUCK NORRIS! *100x gasps*

[DBXP]

AND HERE COMES THE MINJAS! (midjet ninjas, this story HAS to have them)

[sewittogether]

gah!! We all tried to move the invisible boat mobile , but sewittogether didn't know how to drive!!

[sewittogether]

But mamasass , coffee , sewittogether , dbxp , and the other heros all took out their nija fighting needles!!! They tied them up in thread...

[DBXP]

And her comes DB with the FLAMETHROWER!

[DBXP]

That he had pulled out of his phany pack of endlessness!

[sewittogether]

Finally , the minjas are gone. But
Oh No!!!!
DBXP's phanny pack Is .. is..
Ugly!!!!
So quickly , us superheros take out our portable machine , thread , and fabric. He seems unconsious..
Wait.. we have a pulse!!! His phany pack is alive!! And Fashionable!!

[pinoyblaze]

Ya'll high again aren't we!? -_^

[DBXP]

PINOY HAS DISCOVERED MY JOINTS IN MY NOW-FASHOIONABLE PHANY-PACK! AND YESH! IT IS VERY ALIVE! AND IT SPEAKS IN A BRITISH ACCENT!

Useing my stoner dread attack, Pino now is cottonmouthing, so distracted with the skin on his body, I start the invisible boat and am ready to jet, WHEN SUDDENLY...

[pinoyblaze]

-o- <~~~~ Pino cotton mouthed ....ooo my skin is so....brown... ^_^

[sewittogether]

When Suddenly...
sewittogether left her bobbin on the planet of Diy-ite ( again )
and must go get it. They turn their Invisible thread mobile into a space shuttle and take off.

(p.s. I cant drink ;) )

[Plasma]

And from out of the blue, the topic CHANGED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sudennly, sewittogether found herself in a butchery!

[sewittogether]

Ahhh! But sewittogether is a vegitarien



( really )

[Plasma]

And like that, the suspense grew.

Suddenly, a cut in half cow lunged at sewittogethers mouth.

She struggled, but to no avail..

[sewittogether]

I'm not liking this much. :( Lol.
She spit the cow out , and gave him a home.
Then She had a terribly odd dream.

[saintlike_ontheoutside]

that saintlike was being held hostage by a sewing machine gone bad, then she realized it wasnt a dream (i wanted to be in the story too lol)

[sewittogether]

Then sewittogether mysteriously woke up from her deranged dream , flew over the saintlike_ontheoutside and broke the machine. Saintlike was free to go. Or join our superheroes club. Then sewittogether and saintlike went out to subway to get some heros ( sandwich get it! Heh heh were HEROEs eating heores) hmmm not funny. but then the notfunny master came!!! And took sewittogether!!

[DBXP]

As all this was all happening, DBXP was throwing a ball made of rubber bands, paper clips, and thumbtacks at the wall, being very bored.

[Plasma]

The notfunny master smashed through the wall where DBXP was, with sewittogether in hand. Surprised, DBXP through his ball at him, making it lodged in his chest!

[sewittogether]

sewittogether kept hitting the notfunny master with her new diy purse!!!!
And he was dead. The notfunny master was actually a fitch in disguise!!!!
Now off to get that bobbin on the planet of DIY-ite.

[DBXP]

And DBXP grabbed his ball again and countinued to throw it against the wall...

[Plasma]

Plasma, being the lazy bum, decided to drink yoohoo and sit next to dbxp.

[sewittogether]

Sewittogether took a yoohoo ( her favorite drink ) and sat on the couch. And then we all started to play some video games. While Ladyjanewriter was using her sewing machine in the backround.

[ladyjanewriter]

And ladyjanewriter said *&^%@@***!!! As the bobbin snarled up again. Oh, SMURF!

[miss.green.tea]

and then ladyjane's bobbin turned ALIVEEEE and her whole machine started eating the bag she was working on while plasma, sewittogetherr, and DBXP sat there drinking yoohoo and playing videogames... OH NOES

[sewittogether]

sewittogether accedentaly threw her yoohoo up in the air and landed on the bobin., and broke the machine...

[ladyjanewriter]

and it's a good thing that this is a story, b/c I would not be a happy camper.

Back to the story.

Ladyjane was NOT a happy camper! *g*

[saintlike_ontheoutside]

while yall left saintlike somewhere by HISSELF he decided to turn into a super villian with a sewing machine gun for a arm, and needles for tongue and he flew over to all youre houses and began to un-re-vamp all of you clothes!!!!!!!!

[miss.green.tea]

and miss.green.tea was sad!!! because she likes her new top!!! so she made her trusty picushion (with waaaaaay too many pins) come to life and fight agains teh eeevilllll sewing machine armmm!!!!!!!!!

[sewittogether]

And sewittogether saw that 44 had project runway on!!! Oh No!!!
Vincent is still in this episode!!

[DBXP]

And DBXP is still sitting there...

[pinoyblaze]

::POOF:: PB poofs out of no where, smiles while giving individual hugs to every one. Stops at DBXP, hesitates and give him a cookie....but GASP!!! It's whole grain raisin bran!!!!!

PB yells out menacingly, "NO CHOCOLATE COOKIE FOR YOU!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

::POOF::
PB disappears like the awesome Ginja he is.

[DBXP]

YOU BITCH I'Ll KILL YOU!

[miss.green.tea]

<dramatic music> "WAIT NOOOOOOO" </dramatic music>


i dunno, that's all i could think of...

[Plasma]

Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Plasma ate the cookie given to dbxp and decided to go mope about school starting soon

[gothictany]

...but he didn't go to to school cuz once he was outside...

[madonnaontherocks]

a flaming toilet seat came down from the heavens and hit him in the....

[Coffee]

Eye. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Ted Bundy...

[gothictany]

...had killed again and was standing there with a blank look in his eyes ,then he...

[saphira]

...turned around to face the policemen that had come to arrest him and said :"i like pineapple""

[blueknewtheshoe]

"Too bad there ain't no pinapple in prison," said the policeman in a raspy voice as he tried to handcuff Ted Bundy, but then Ted Bundy...

[gothictany]

...slowly turned towards the policeman and slapped him silly! The Policeman yelled saying...

[Coffee]

"TWINKIE HOUSE!" surprising Bundy to no end. Regardless...

[gothictany]

..all this comotion was nothing compared to what was happen next!! Bundy escaped killing the officer with a ...

[Coffee]

German Shepherd. Staggering down the street, he was accosted by...

[gothictany]

...bunch of gays on their way to Gay Pride parade! Bundy just smiled and..

[Coffee]

Joined them in dancing to Hi-NRG dance music in silver hotpants. Meanwhile, back at the ranch...

[JumpyJavaJawa]

the boys were trying to out run and angry bull. That day they learned that bulls really don't like...

[Coffee]

Chocolate pudding. "We prefer Strawberry," explained the bull as they completed another lap of the pasture, "But will accept Banana as well!" Fortunately, all of the physical exertion had calmed Bull down, and...

[gothictany]

..sat on a futon from Ikea! he loved it and had a banana split with tons of cherrys....he loved it...ahhh the whipped cream he repied!
then a girl bull came over and said...

[Coffee]

"Actually, I'm a cow."...

[gothictany]

"a cow?" the Bull said....wow! "Holy cow!"
lol

[JumpyJavaJawa]

and then the cow started to hover in the air with an angelic glow to her.
"I am the cow godess." She said, "I need you to...

[madonnaontherocks]

Destroy The Non Believers!!! Now Assemble Our Army Of...."

[Coffee]

Batman! Nanananananana! Batman!

[hechopormi]

The Batman army swooped down on unsuspecting victims in the night...

[Coffee]

But were defeated by robotic sharks...

[vickilyn666]

Then the robot sharks formed their own army to enslave the human race since they learned that even Batmen could be killed!

[JumpyJavaJawa]

Batman, after learning of the sharks knowledge, decided that be must become a real super hero! He hunt down Superman and...

[gothictany]

...Spiderman too! He goes on a rampage to hunt those two...but cant find them....enstead finds...Tick!!!! Batman has this "errr" look on his face of discontent. Tick says..."Spoooon"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Batmans not impressed....so he......

[concretetsunami]

calls Mothra and those aliens from Coverfield to come join the epic battle. They then regroup and.....

[JumpyJavaJawa]

the characters of street fighter are on one side while Batman and his posse are on the other side.

The first person to die was...

[dryeyes]

The unsuspecting girl bull who was really a cow!....

[orlandodiychick]

The girl bull/cow's boyfriend was walking down the street, only to find himself...

[JumpyJavaJawa]

in front of the local butcher shop. The butcher was standing outside the door with a gun pointed at the bull.
The butcher said "Hello Mr. Bull. You will become...

[Coffee]

'Bout that time a pimp eased up, turned out the lights. That's when Bull had Billy Lions dead in his sights... When the lights come back on, ol' Billy gone to rest...

[orlandodiychick]

in peace, in the cemetary.

Meanwhile, the rainbow was throwing up kittens, who then scattered and...

[gothictany]

and died...and went to heaven! awww poor Billy...we loved him so!

Bat saw this and got all pizzed off when he....

edit...ninja chick!!!

[pencilofdoom]

ordered pizza and got anchovies instead of bell peppers! D:

He decided to fix this by....

[saphira]

cutting the anchovies into strips and arranging them to shape them like bell peppers,but then he realised that there was no cheese on the pizza,so he...

[jazzyjjazz910]

... got angry at the pizza guy who was conveinently next door with, Brittany Spears!....

[Liisi]

He went over there and put a spell on both of them...

[jazzyjjazz910]

.. so he could sing and dance with the gorgeous pop star, but then..